i still can’t believe peter quill saved the galaxy with footloose and friendship
(Source: , via yourbasicchica)
Nice outlaw name, did your mom pick it out for you?
when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you
[AGGRESSIVELY APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A BAD FRIEND AND AN UNPLEASANT PERSON TO BE AROUND]
I may be crying myself to sleep but at least that means there’s a chance I’ll sleep toniiiiiiight
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I’m telling this story again b/c fuck it but anyways I was playing D&D and one of my friends went “brown bear brown bear what do you see” and on cue three of us turn to him and like, death metal screech “ALLLL”.
The dude goes completely pale faced. I saw true horror in his eyes.
He didn’t know the joke.
So apparently dude just had three of his best friends demonically screech at him for no goddamn reason.
I do not think I will ever cause that level of sheer terror and confusion ever again in my life.